I saw the trailer and thought "Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Emily Blunt....this should be pretty cool." No. It wasn't cool. It was horrible. It was like sitting and watching two trains on a collision course in slow motion, and you think "Ok this is gonna be nasty, but at least entertaining." And then the trains just pass each other, but still in slow motion... so not only is it anticlimactic, but the actual anti-climax was just horribly boring. You didn't even get to go "aw damn." You sat there and at the end you just said "Wait....nothing happened."
This movie was the most ridiculously uninspiring, predictable, and annoyingly bland piece of shit I've seen in a while. The story was non-sequiter and was dealing with an identity crisis most of the time. "Am I an action, a horror, a sci-fi? WHO AM I?!?!" The script was boring and had the worst entrances for characters imaginable. No character was developed at all. The visuals weren't even cool. The Wolfman looked like an angry monkey that got hit with a paddle.
Now mind you I saw the unrated extended version that had the extra 30 mins originally taken out of the theatrical version. For those of you who saw it in theaters, I'll saw a prayer for you in hopes that God will erase your memories.
God this movie sucked
5/10
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