Sunday, May 23, 2010

Legion

Okay seriously what the fuck.
This movie was just bad. The dialog was choppy. The filming was shaky. The plot fluidity was pretty much non-existent. Even the acting was bad, which was unfortunate considering it didn't have a bad cast (this could have to do with the fact that I feel that everyone in this movie was miscast). The lighting was shit (most of the movie took place at night and one could not see ANYTHING). It was boring, nonsensical, cheesy, and the only good fight scene was when Michael (Paul Bettany) fought Gabriel (Kevin Durand) and that was simply because it was some good healthy old-fashioned Angel Ass-kicking. Also the ending was so anti-climactic, it made me wanna vomit my McDonalds.
All in all this movie is just bad. The only things that keeps it above 5 (anything below 5 is just horrible) were the visuals that were impressive when visible and the 1 bad ass fight scene.

This movie gets a 5.5/10, barely making the cut of acknowledgeable as a film.